About Warren
Warren’s first illustration assignment was the cover image for a horror tale he had written. It depicted a pivotal scene in which the exploited main character, a Christmas tree, wreaks a bloody vengeance upon the people who mutilated it for their strange, celebratory purposes. Consequently, a meeting was called between his sixth grade teacher and his parents, presumably to discuss the piece’s postmodern brilliance and its breakthrough environment-as-apocalypse theme. The young artist waited patiently for the acclaim, the accolades, and the cries of prodigy! phenom! genius!
Instead, his parents told him to stop reading so much Stephen King.
Later, Warren attended Parsons School of Design, an institution decidedly more accustomed to his ideas, and graduated in 2001. Currently, he spends his days hunched over a computer as a mild-mannered graphic designer, battling wayward printers and trying to make logos bigger. But by night . . . he hunches over a computer, creating minions for the people-eating Christmas tree.
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